alexis-unscripted:

I don’t know if I ever told you guys this, but awhile ago this guy named Lemony Snicket wrote a series of books about my life.

My better half, everybody.

Why are all these people I don’t talk to liking a post about me getting into a college at 1:00 in the morning? Either I’m popular or no one is popular and we’re all lonely, I can’t tell.

ctowngaming:

Trick or Treat.

ctowngaming:

Trick or Treat.

(Source: gameweiver)

I’m not ashamed of saying that if someone were to paint my nails this beautifully I would keep the paint on as long as possible despite being a male with copious amounts of facial hair.

I’m not ashamed of saying that if someone were to paint my nails this beautifully I would keep the paint on as long as possible despite being a male with copious amounts of facial hair.

(Source: tiit, via alexis-unscripted)

nicholasgurewitch:

"Ex-Boyfriend Cop", PBF #???, 2006
Found this one in my closet the other day, covered with ink splotches. Don’t believe this made it into The Almanack.

This is brilliance

nicholasgurewitch:

"Ex-Boyfriend Cop", PBF #???, 2006

Found this one in my closet the other day, covered with ink splotches. Don’t believe this made it into The Almanack.

This is brilliance

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

This is too accurate for life

(Source: rapexrevenge, via wherever-this-goes)

"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today."

Lawrence Krauss (via likethesun)

(via infinity-imagined)

pleoros:

OK FINE

Sometimes you walk outside all ready to face the day and just

pleoros:

OK FINE

Sometimes you walk outside all ready to face the day and just

I’ve been on like a 2 year stretch where I’ve been completely unable to fully flesh out any of my ideas. Someone send help please, I think I broke the thinky thingy in my head.